East eyes land of milk and honey

Geoff Meade takes a light-hearted look at life in the European UnionI AM standing in pre-enlargement central Europe. My ears are burning with cold. There is an icicle on the end of my nose: we cannot possibly allow these people into the European Union without a new commitment on climate change, which will have to involve a legally-binding minimum temperature of at least five degrees centigrade, and preferably ten.